The Lecture That Felt Like Love
- Funny
Happy birthday, Mom. You’re the only person who can lecture me and make me feel loved simultaneously. It is your greatest and most confusing gift. Own it.
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Happy birthday, Mom. I owe you an apology, a thank-you, and about forty years of dishes. We'll start with happy birthday and work from there.
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Happy birthday, Mom. The number of times you said 'because I said so' and turned out to be right is frankly embarrassing for both of us. Happy birthday, genius.
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Happy birthday, Mom. Other mothers give advice. You give advice AND a container of food just in case. You're operating on a different level entirely.
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Forty looks lovely on you, Mom. May this year be soft on you, the way you've been soft on the rest of us for forty years.