Somehow Still Inexplicably Married to Me
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Happy birthday, my love. I convinced you to marry me, which remains my greatest achievement. I have no idea how I pulled it off. I intend to keep investigating.
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Happy birthday, my love. You make a thousand small moments holy just by being in them. Today I'm trying to make this one holy for you.
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Happy 40th, my love. You have arrived at the age where you no longer pretend to enjoy things you don't enjoy, sleep without guilt, and stop apologizing for your opinions. Honestly? You've never been more attractive. The 40s are yours. Please handle them as confidently as you're handling everything else. Happy birthday.
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Fifty years of being unmistakably, generously, wonderfully you. I've loved every version, and I can't wait for the ones that are coming. Happy 50th, my love.
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Happy birthday, my love. The best part of every day is still walking through the door and finding you in it. The look up. The half-smile. The way you make even an ordinary Wednesday feel like a small homecoming. I don't take any of it for granted. Today is yours. Tomorrow is too. So is every door I get to walk through, as long as you're on the other side of it.