Never Once Said I Told You So
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Happy birthday, Grandpa. You’ve watched this whole family try to figure out what you figured out thirty years ago. You’ve never once said ‘I told you so.’ That level of restraint deserves its own holiday.
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Happy birthday, Grandpa. May this year be soft on you , full of slow mornings, good company, and all the quiet you've earned.