Worried for Nothing, You Turned Out Great
A warm, funny wish for a niece , the official family verdict is in.
Funny
Whole ‘Being a Person’ Thing On Track
A funny, honest wish for a niece about the underrated difficulty of being a person.
The One Who Is Going to Be Fine
A funny, warm secret birthday wish for a niece , the family’s quiet sure thing.
Eighteen Niece , Everyone Is as Confused as You
A funny 18th birthday wish for a niece , the honest truth adults don’t usually say.
Loyalty or a Very Comfortable Couch
A funny, affectionate wish for an uncle about his persistent presence.
Twenty-One Niece , The Official Cover Story
A funny 21st birthday wish for a niece from a cool family member with plausible deniability.
Saved Three of Us From Serious Mistakes
A funny, specific wish for an uncle , the quiet fixer of major problems.
Most Exhausting and Most Entertaining
A funny birthday wish for a nephew , the honest review of his family performance.
Tells It Like It Is and Still Gets Invited Back
A funny wish for an uncle about the diplomatic skill underneath the directness.