Birthday Wishes for Uncle

Forty, Uncle. The years suit you the way the family suits you , perfectly, easily, like you've been doing it your whole life. Happy 40th.

Happy birthday, Uncle! You've made every family gathering louder, funnier, and a little more legendary. May this year give back even a fraction of what you give the rest of us. Cheers.

Sixty, Uncle. Six decades of being the most entertaining and occasionally the most infuriating person in the family , sometimes in the same conversation. Today we raise a glass to the stories, the opinions, the appearances at exactly the right moment, and the exits timed perfectly. You are an original. Happy 60th.

Happy birthday, Uncle. You have strong opinions about everything and you're right about more than you should be. It's aggravating and we love you for it.

Happy birthday, Uncle. Your stories get better with every retelling, mostly because you stop adding the boring parts. That's not lying. That's editing. Happy birthday, editor.

Happy birthday, Uncle. You've been the voice of reason disguised as the loudest person in the room for years. It's the best long con I've ever seen.

Happy birthday, Uncle. You've given advice that saved at least three members of this family from serious mistakes. You know who you are. We know who you are.

Happy birthday, Uncle. The world could use more of the way you love family. Today we just want to say thank you.

Happy birthday, Uncle. The family wouldn't sound the same without your particular noise in it. We mean that as the highest compliment.