Eighteen Son , Mostly Ready

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Eighteen, son. I’m going to tell you the truth, because you’re old enough and we’ve both earned it: adulthood is mostly just making decisions before you feel ready and figuring it out on the way. You will be fine. Probably. The key word is ‘mostly.’ Go be brave, call home, and remember that Googling something is not the same as knowing it. Happy 18th.

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