Google Unconditional Love
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Happy birthday, Mom. Google ‘unconditional love’ and all roads lead back to you, which is impressive considering what you’ve had to work with.
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Happy 50th, Mom. Five decades. You've survived bad haircuts, questionable decisions, and one very specific child who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with mine. The fact that you're still standing , smiling, even , is nothing short of a miracle of human endurance. We see you. We're in awe. We love you.
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Happy birthday, Mom. The number of times you said 'because I said so' and turned out to be right is frankly embarrassing for both of us. Happy birthday, genius.
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Happy birthday, Mom. Years of putting up with me, and you still pick up on the second ring. That's not love. That's a superpower.