Happy 60th Dad , Outlasting Every Argument

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Happy 60th, Dad. Sixty years of dialing the thermostat back the moment no one’s looking, parking in the most inconvenient spot available, and being right about everything at a statistically improbable rate. You’re not just a dad. You’re a type. And somehow, against all odds, you’re our favorite one. Happy 60th, old man.

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