More of a Person Than I Had Any Right to Produce
- Funny
Happy birthday, son. You are more expensive than I budgeted for, more interesting than I expected, and more of a person than I had any right to produce. Proud of you, kid.
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- Heartfelt
Happy first birthday, little one! You've turned a whole year of our lives into the very best one yet. Here's to many, many more.