Somehow Still Inexplicably Married to Me
- Funny
Happy birthday, my love. I convinced you to marry me, which remains my greatest achievement. I have no idea how I pulled it off. I intend to keep investigating.
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- Funny
Happy birthday, my love. You are the only man I know who can be both very irritating and very essential. It's a niche talent and I'm glad you have it.
- Heartfelt
Forty, my love — and I'd marry you again, today, in a heartbeat. You make the work look easy and the love feel certain. Happy 40th. The next chapter is ours.
- Heartfelt
Happy birthday, my love. You make a thousand small moments holy just by being in them. Today I'm trying to make this one holy for you.
- Heartfelt
Happy birthday, my love. You are the steadiest, kindest, funniest person I know — and somehow, you chose me. Today the world owes you a little of what you give us every day. I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.