Thirty Bro , The Draft Is Over

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Thirty, bro. Let me tell you what I actually think: you have your whole life to be sensible. You had one twenties. Whatever you got out of them, I hope it was worth it. Now comes the part where you know what you want, have enough to want it with, and care enough to go get it. Happy 30th. This is the good part.

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