You Were the Training
- Funny
Happy birthday, sis. The older I get, the more I realize that everything I know about surviving difficult people I learned from you. You were the training.
Happy birthday, sis. The older I get, the more I realize that everything I know about surviving difficult people I learned from you. You were the training.
Happy birthday, sis. Of all the people I could have grown up beside, the universe gave me you. The first person who knew every weird thing about me. The first person who never made me feel weird about any of it. I'll never stop being grateful for the assignment , for the random, holy accident of growing up beside you. Happy birthday, my first and forever friend.
Happy birthday, sis! You're the only person I can fight with at 9am, laugh with at noon, and overshare with at midnight — all without consequences. Don't ever change. (Okay, maybe the borrowing-my-clothes part.)
Happy birthday, sis. You were my first friend, and you'll be my last call. The world made us family, but I'd have chosen you anyway.
Happy birthday, sis. I genuinely cannot believe we are both adults. It seems implausible. And yet here we are. Happy birthday to my favorite implausibility.