Loudest Person, Voice of Reason

Sixty, Uncle. Six decades of being the most entertaining and occasionally the most infuriating person in the family , sometimes in the same conversation. Today we raise a glass to the stories, the opinions, the appearances at exactly the right moment, and the exits timed perfectly. You are an original. Happy 60th.

Happy birthday, Uncle. You've seen this family at its best, its worst, and its most boring , and you keep showing up. That's either loyalty or a very comfortable couch.

Happy birthday, Uncle. May this year be as good to you as you've been to the rest of us , which is saying something.

Happy birthday, Uncle. You have strong opinions about everything and you're right about more than you should be. It's aggravating and we love you for it.