You Know Too Much
The shortest possible honest birthday wish for a sister.
Sister
My Personal Calibration Tool
A funny, honest wish for a sister about her irreplaceable calibration function.
You Were the Training
A punchy, dark-funny wish for a sister about surviving her as preparation for life.
Extraordinary , Never Speak of This Again
A funny wish for a sister , sincere compliment delivered like it’s painful.
Thirty Sis , Old Enough to Do It Anyway
A funny 30th birthday wish for a sister , entering the decade of zero explanation.
Forty Sis , Stop Pretending to Like Things
A funny 40th birthday wish for a sister about entering full power mode.
Insults Me and Makes Me Feel Seen
A sharp, funny birthday wish for a sister , the unique sibling dynamic.
Both of Us Turned Out Functional
A funny wish for a sister about the shared achievement of surviving childhood.