The Thermostat, the Wi-Fi, the Parking
A relatable funny wish for dad and his very specific opinions.
Funny
Napped Through Everything, Clapped at the Right Time
A funny wish for dad about his legendary event-sleeping timing.
Extraordinary , Never Speak of This Again
A funny wish for a sister , sincere compliment delivered like it’s painful.
I Would Do It Again, Slightly Faster
A funny, romantic wish for a husband , the highest compliment delivered dryly.
Thirty Sis , Old Enough to Do It Anyway
A funny 30th birthday wish for a sister , entering the decade of zero explanation.